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Deadpool's Problem part 2 [Mar. 3rd, 2007|02:41 pm]
Cable x Deadpool

Sorry its so late.

Deadpool's Problem part 2
Crack and slash not beta'ed

The first progectile grazed Cables cheek just as he was about to slip into the hot tub.Judgeing
from the speed and where it would have hit if he hadn't lowered his head he knew he was in real danger.
It had been a long hard day for the world leader and X-man.The budget was due to be revised and
he was still itchy from those scratches he got trying to recruit that feral mutant from Wisconsion.
He still wasn't giving up though. The girl was good in ways he had never seen before and since
Dum Dum died had gained alot of free time on her hands.

Anyway the point was he was in no mood for assasination attempts right now. Insincts flairing
the soldier from the future rolled into a defencive stance and snagged the hidden plasma glock hidden
beneth the red tiled path leading to the tub(no time to grab the grenade launcher behind the towls).

Unashamed and even a slightly proud of his nude state Nathen Summers stood swiftly
to his full intimidateing hight and effortlessly useing his telekintic force field to block
the sharpend white sticks being hurled at him from the dense foliage surrounding his private outdoor
tub."Show youself!" He growled out loudly."Why are you attacking me?!" For some reason he couldn't quite
get a grip on his assalents mind.

"Pick them up you asshole." came a familer gravely Demee Moore voice from the fig tree in and inraged tone."or I'll start
using the water baloons."

"Wade!?"Cable was increadulous.Wade hadn't attempted to kill him since day he had discovered a better use
for that big mouth."What the hell is wrong with you?" He shot at the tree causing a red and black clad figure to
leap away from it and into the clearing."Watch it you jerk. You really don't want to hurt me right now."

"And why's that Wilson? And what in the name of god is that smell?"

"Pee." The merc pulled out his side arm and serious as he could ever be pointed it directly
at Cable.
They both had guns pointed at the other now. A standoff.

"Now pick one up"

Nate wrinkled his nose in disgust"Wade I'm not going to pick up somthing that has urine on it and was just
used to try to kill me. Sorry thats just not how I do things.So just tell me what your after and I can decide weather
to get out the massage oil or the grenade launcher." He cocked one pale brow and grinned."or both"

"Just pick it up"Wade seemed tired and put his gun back into his holster. Feeling more relaxed Nate placed the plasma
glock down on the side of the tub and bent down to retreive one of the small plastic sticks. Looking at it closely Nate
was suprised he hadn't realized what it was when it was hurled at him. But then again he had never seen anyone who would
sharpen and use this particular item as a weapon.(Exept Bullseye of course but such things were expected of him.)


"Yes Nate?"

"Who's urine is this?"

A pause. Unatural silence.


"No jokes Wade. This is serious."

"Haven't got any this time Nate. For once I'm serious too."

The mask came off as Wade drew close. Brown eyes met blue.

"It's impossible Wade. Someone's trying to trick you for some reason."

"No its not. I know It's true because thanks to your magical mutant mental memory repairs I'm finally able to remember
why I've had to stay in bed for a week after Valentines day since I was twelve."Wade was very close now. And Nate was
frozen as the Merc grabed his T.O. infected hand and placed it over his abs.Grinning and shakeing Wade
manged to giggle out "I told you I was a Mutant."

[User Picture]From: kirke_novak
2007-03-03 09:08 pm (UTC)
Ok, I seriously want more. I have such a soft spot for mpreg...

Wade using pragnancy test as a weapon is so very Deadpool.
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[User Picture]From: ironjill
2007-03-03 09:27 pm (UTC)
I'm not a big fan of the mpregs, but lol! I love the last line, its just perfect!
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[User Picture]From: sarkywoman
2007-03-05 07:46 pm (UTC)
I don't know about this. The mpreg seems a bit far-fetched. Also, I don't mean to be cruel, but this could use a spell-check or even just a re-read. I'm gonna carry on reading to see what happens, it's interesting, but the spelling makes it a bit awkward to read. Keep it up though, the world needs Cable/Deadpool.
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From: hyperactivator
2007-03-05 09:50 pm (UTC)
I'll use spell check from now on. But this is a cracky story and if you only see it as far-fetched I will have to work harder to make the
next bit as brain breaking as possible.
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[User Picture]From: sarkywoman
2007-03-06 02:55 pm (UTC)
Fair enough, I suppose crack!fic is supposed to be 'out-there'. Just wondering why Weapon X didn't have a problem with their killing machine being a mommy.
(Also - how is he gonna get it out? A Caesarean would heal up too quickly, surely. Guess they could bodyslide it out or something equally peculiar?)
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From: hyperactivator
2007-03-06 04:10 pm (UTC)
All will be revealed in the third part.
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[User Picture]From: 4277311
2007-03-10 12:15 pm (UTC)
all Deadpool fiction is crack!fiction.
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From: apogo305
2009-02-28 02:07 pm (UTC)
Hi,I saw this fic a while back, and I love how surreal it is. To imagine Cable been attacked while he was in a tub always make me laugh.
And I really want to know does it really have part 3? Because I couldn't find it.
But with or without part 3,it's still entertaining, and also I'd like to ask your permission to translate it into Chinese.If you kindly agree I will give you credit and a link to the translation.
Anyway,thank you for your great fic.
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From: hyperactivator
2009-03-01 06:34 pm (UTC)
Your welcome. No there is no part three. But your welcome to translate it into any language you want.
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From: apogo305
2009-03-03 10:15 am (UTC)
Thank you, I put my translation over here.
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[User Picture]From: hohaiyee
2009-06-02 03:53 am (UTC)

re: deadpool's problem

So like, he has a mating period once a year where he can become preggers?

So his dad is very open minded after all.
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