|I come bearing... Something that could possibly be described as a fic
||[Apr. 11th, 2009|05:15 pm]
Cable x Deadpool
Cable's 3 Golden Rules to sleeping with Deadpool
Warnings: I dunno, cock is mentioned once. Does that need a warning?
1. Duct tape is your friend and ally.
Sometimes Wade just wont shut up. It happens less often then you might think, but its always at the wrong moments and always when you least want him to. When In situations like these, Duct tape is the only solution. Sure, it prevents him from sucking your cock, but sometimes sacrifices have to be made for the greater good.
2. When he wants to top, let him.
Let it be known that Nathan Christopher Charles Summers bottoms. Very occassionally. Almost never. Only when you know you wouldn't get it any other way. As Deadpool is fond of reminding, he's a man as well. And he has a dick for a purpose. Anyway, once he remembers that you don't have nifty healing powers he's not half bad. Not that you'll ever tell him that.
3. Don't worry if he calls out other people's names.
What do you expect? He's Deadpool, with a mind more messed up than Michael Jackson's "10 things to do before you die" list. Bea Arthur really isn't that strange a name for him to call out. And you'll find out who Fabian Nicieza is eventually.