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I come bearing... Something that could possibly be described as a fic [Apr. 11th, 2009|05:15 pm]
Cable x Deadpool

cabledeadpool

[carissa_cat]
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Cable's 3 Golden Rules to sleeping with Deadpool
Rating: M
Warnings: I dunno, cock is mentioned once. Does that need a warning?

1. Duct tape is your friend and ally.
Sometimes Wade just wont shut up. It happens less often then you might think, but its always at the wrong moments and always when you least want him to. When In situations like these, Duct tape is the only solution. Sure, it prevents him from sucking your cock, but sometimes sacrifices have to be made for the greater good.

2. When he wants to top, let him.
Let it be known that Nathan Christopher Charles Summers bottoms. Very occassionally. Almost never. Only when you know you wouldn't get it any other way. As Deadpool is fond of reminding, he's a man as well. And he has a dick for a purpose. Anyway, once he remembers that you don't have nifty healing powers he's not half bad. Not that you'll ever tell him that.

3. Don't worry if he calls out other people's names.
What do you expect? He's Deadpool, with a mind more messed up than Michael Jackson's "10 things to do before you die" list.  Bea Arthur really isn't that strange a name for him to call out. And you'll find out who Fabian Nicieza is eventually.
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[User Picture]From: dustbunny105
2009-04-11 05:47 pm (UTC)
Brilliant! XD
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[User Picture]From: carissa_cat
2009-04-11 05:50 pm (UTC)
Why thank you.
And who is that in your strangely hipnotic icon?
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[User Picture]From: dustbunny105
2009-04-11 06:33 pm (UTC)
You're quite welcome! As for my icon, it's Chi McBride as Emerson Cod on Pushing Daisies. His laughter is strangely hypnotic, isn't it? XD
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[User Picture]From: carissa_cat
2009-04-11 07:06 pm (UTC)
hipnotic - The new treatment for those wobbly hips.
^Spelling fail

It's very hypnotic indeed *stares*
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[User Picture]From: kiasca
2009-04-11 05:51 pm (UTC)
Loves the 3rd one *laughs*
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[User Picture]From: carissa_cat
2009-04-11 07:35 pm (UTC)
Glad to hear : D
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[User Picture]From: sarkywoman
2009-04-11 06:08 pm (UTC)
LOL
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[User Picture]From: carissa_cat
2009-04-11 07:35 pm (UTC)
TY
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[User Picture]From: bwhahahabeck
2009-04-11 07:22 pm (UTC)
Y'know.

The third one.

So true. :|
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[User Picture]From: carissa_cat
2009-04-11 07:34 pm (UTC)
Which part?
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[User Picture]From: bwhahahabeck
2009-04-11 07:37 pm (UTC)
Everything.
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[User Picture]From: museofspeed
2009-04-11 10:26 pm (UTC)
*snicker* This is win. Seriously, this is absolutely wonderful. I think number three is my favorite.
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[User Picture]From: carissa_cat
2009-04-12 02:09 pm (UTC)
Thank you very much. It seems to be the most popular one.
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[User Picture]From: spam_monster
2009-04-12 02:05 am (UTC)
"...sometimes sacrifices have to be made for the greater good."

Oh, Nate.

We really need a proper duct tape fic.
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[User Picture]From: carissa_cat
2009-04-12 02:24 pm (UTC)
We do.
If I ever get enough time to write a long fic, I may do that one.
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[User Picture]From: spam_monster
2009-04-12 05:47 pm (UTC)
And you're going to cross-post it to the kink!meme, right? Right? I'm pretty sure there's a duct tape prompt there.
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[User Picture]From: carissa_cat
2009-04-12 06:40 pm (UTC)
Where's the kink!meme again?
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[User Picture]From: carissa_cat
2009-04-15 11:25 pm (UTC)
Thank you.
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[User Picture]From: talksick42
2009-04-12 03:01 am (UTC)
Ending made me lol.


A lot.
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[User Picture]From: carissa_cat
2009-04-12 02:25 pm (UTC)
Thank you, glad to hear it!
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[User Picture]From: kirke_novak
2009-04-12 08:51 pm (UTC)
I laughed my ass off. Brilliant.

And you'll find out who Fabian Nicieza is eventually.

I call 3some!
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[User Picture]From: carissa_cat
2009-04-13 11:30 am (UTC)
Oh yes. I want that threesome now.
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[User Picture]From: avidlydelicious
2009-04-15 04:27 am (UTC)
HEE. Love it. Oh Fabian! ♥
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[User Picture]From: carissa_cat
2009-04-15 09:12 pm (UTC)
He would so call that out in bed. And Cable would be like what? And Wade would go "It's the same as going Oh God"
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[User Picture]From: asreal01
2009-04-21 04:38 am (UTC)
Hilarious :D I can totally Nate reciting these in his head whenever Wade does something...Wade-like.

Hahaha...I'm sure the Deadpool's occasional humorous moments (plus that really tight ass) more than makes up for the..ah..quirks ^.^
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[User Picture]From: carissa_cat
2009-04-21 05:19 pm (UTC)
I imangine him reciting : "Remember the rules, remember the rules!"
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[User Picture]From: gokuma
2009-05-04 09:16 pm (UTC)
I love them all and the last one was sooo funny XD (Fabian :P)
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From: balabalaba
2009-05-11 11:01 pm (UTC)
LOL!Brilliant!
I Like your fic!The 3rd one is so lovely.
I would like to translate your fiction into Chinese, may I ?
And I'll do my best to finish the translation.
Waiting for your answer. =)
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[User Picture]From: d_h_m_o
2009-05-17 03:18 pm (UTC)
LOL.
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[User Picture]From: prue84
2009-11-25 12:34 am (UTC)
Oh my... Fantastic! =))
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